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marchbold
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Post subject: Hello from Kazakhstan......I like!  Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:17 pm |
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Hello WiW peeple, I hav been playin your very excellent bf2 serve and thinked I should come and say Здравствуйте! (helo in Russian). My name on line is Borat of course.
My real life name is Ivan and I am 47 year old and I am from Kazakhstan. I mainly traffic women from Kazak in to Britain as well as I run small sweatshop employing dwarf Uzbekistans making “vote Obama” flags and badges.
In my spare time I fight for the militia against the Turkmenistan rebels who try to steal our elderly for working in their car mat factories, I lost a father to the Turkmenistan skoda mat factory and I have not seen him since they were taken over by Volkswagen. I am also the Taigas local mayor.
Anyway your Souljar wanted a Kazak woman, as they have the beards and few teeth, and whilst we agree the price (200 Tenge or 6.98 of your British pounds) he says about how his father BigG was also taken by the Turkmenistans to work in the Scostland, so we have things in common.
He also said your bf2 serve was very good, so I thought I would try.
I really enjoy playing and have done very much business with more of your members like Mucus, Bange and the men from the scotsland, perhaps Souljars Dad (they want women in lots and lots)
So I think that now I am played long enough for me to join the WiW and would like you to think about this. Mr Souljar says I can pay admin in Kazak women and mankinis.
Thanks for watching and I am hoping you will join me up
Ivan Ardon.
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Spocki
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Post subject: Re: Hello from Kazakhstan......I like! Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:41 pm |
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Location: Deutschland Rank: Sergeant Major Position: Recruiter
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too many of the green pills?
nice lol
"One thing about trains, it doesent matter where u are going, what matters is deciding, to get on."
The Polarexpress
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tot@l-kill@
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Post subject: Re: Hello from Kazakhstan......I like! Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:52 pm |
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Gatecra5her
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Post subject: Re: Hello from Kazakhstan......I like! Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:05 pm |
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Lmao this is so funny when you read it in his accent!
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mucus
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Post subject: Re: Hello from Kazakhstan......I like! Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:10 pm |
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Gatecra5her wrote: Lmao this is so funny when you read it in his accent! Lol, nice 1 March.
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